Write a poem for us right now
The categories show you how
Give some thought and then some money
Be wise, be brilliant, be funny
We'll give a pound for every verse
Whether it's good, or bad or worse!

OR ...

If you really don't want to write a poem, sponsor us anyway by clicking here!

What you can do ...

A limerick
A clerihew
A rhyming couplet
Blank verse
A song lyric ...

... or if you're feeling more adventurous:

A haiku
A Shakespearean sonnet
A parody

 

The CRO Red Nose Day Poetry Collection


We are raising money for Comic Relief’s Red Nose Day on 16th March.

We asking you to:
  • Write a poem and send it to us
then
  • Make a donation to Comic Relief

For every poem received, however fabulous or appalling, however long or short, in whatever style, CRO Ltd. will donate £1 on your behalf to Red Nose Day. Once all entries are received, we’ll choose our two favourites, one from each category, and donate a further £5 on behalf of each poet.

All poems will be published on a special page on our website.

Category 1

Your poem must be from 2-30 lines long and include the line:

“Today must be my lucky day”

You don’t have to use it as the first line: it can appear anywhere, and it can be broken up over two lines if you like.

Category 2

Your poem must be 2-30 lines long and use at least three of the following FAVOURITE WORDS, chosen by the CRO team.

  • Lollop
  • Monkey
  • Pantaloons
  • Safari
  • Titter
  • Horribly
  • Riparian
  • Aloof

We think you can use the words any way you like - you could say 'tittered' or 'monkeys' and that would still count.

Any subject matter is welcome, and the more wit and wisdom, the better. But please folks – keep it clean!

Out-of-category entries
If you've got a great poem lying around that you think should be seen and read, send it anyway!


How to enter:

First, write your poem! It can be as short as two lines long.

Please click here to e-mail your poem. Remember to include your name and contact details.

Then click here to donate some money to Red Nose Day. We’ve only set a limit of £100 and we are sure you can help us do better than that!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR CREATIVE JUICES - AND YOUR CASH